This Is What Goes On In My Head Brain Thing.

topherchris:

In the industry, we call it “pizza.”

In the industry, we call it “pizza.”

Hanging on a professor’s door at a community college

So, I’ve lost almost 150 lbs over the last year and a half or so. With this comes new found confidence. Confidence does me no good when I foolishly fall for someone who doesn’t think of me in that way at all. I see this person virtually every single day. I don’t want to have feelings for her, but it’s not like you can just stop feeling feels, it just doesn’t work like that. I’m trying to use this confidence to talk to other girls, but I can’t help but feel pathetic, because I’m so hung up on someone who has no interest in me. I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to lose her as a friend, but this is torture. I seem to always fall for the girl I can’t have. This is the worst it’s gotten though, because we had sex once. I was terrible, hadn’t done it in three years, it was probably really bad for her, furthering my status away from any kind of relationship. Does anyone have any advice? I’m pretty miserable here.

(Source: monicamichele)

(Source: unproductive-thinking)

brilovesadtr:

Ugh

(Source: ladybrevity)

Ch Ch CH CH CHANGES!

One of my best friends has a nice butt, she occasionally lets me touch it.

She bought me a trumpet for christmas.

I’m moving in with her and another one of my good friends.

I’m going to miss this house a whole lot.

I’m going to miss my current roommates a whole lot.

Pretty much the first time I have not lived with my brother in 23 years.

Only thing that makes me feel alright about this, is I’m helping people not get thrown out of a house, and to stop the dude living on my couch, from living on the couch.

Also, butt.